⛽⛽⛽Doctr : i am sorry. Opration k waqt Rubber k Gloves aapke pet me reh gaye. Dobara opration karna hoga. Sardar : Abey, pagal he kya? ye le 20 rupaye naya le le...😄😃😀😂 This "Sardar ji is The Ultimate! ⛽⛽⛽⛽⛽ 👳Sardar ji Bank me paise jama karane gaya. Cashier- Tumhare Note nakli hai. Sardar- Tujhe kya farak padata hai? Jama to Mere Account me ho rahe hai na..!! 😳😝😂😁😂😂😀 You can"t stop laughing.. 😀😃😄😛😝😜😜 ⛽⛽⛽⛽⛽ Wife - Tum to kehte the ki Shaadi ke baad bhi mujhse bahut Pyaar karoge.... Husband - Mujhe kya pata tha ki tumhari Shaadi mujhse hi ho jayegi ........! 😂😂😜😜😜😜😜 ⛽⛽⛽⛽⛽ Blast of the day: Wife was kidnapped. Kidnapper sent to husband a piece of her finger n demanded money. Husband replied "Ye Ungli to kisi ki b ho sakti hai.."😡MUNDI Bhej MUNDI" 👳👳👳👳👳 ⛽⛽⛽⛽⛽ 2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile. 1st Sardar: Chal police ko de ke aate he. 2nd sardar: Agar koi bomb raste me phat gaya to? 1st sardar: Jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha. 👳👳👳👳👳 ⛽⛽⛽⛽⛽ Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phaasi di jayegi. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Police: Kyo hass rahe ho? Sardar: Mai to uthta hi subah 9 baje hu! 👳👳 ⛽⛽⛽⛽⛽ Ek sardar ki chhatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella me hole kyu? Sardar bola: Oye baarish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega?! 👳👳👳👳👳 ⛽⛽⛽⛽⛽ Hitler: "There"s no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary." Sardar: Ab bolne se kya faayda? Jab kharidi thi tab check karna tha! 👳👳👳👳👳 ⛽⛽⛽⛽⛽ Ultimate Hit!! ⛽⛽⛽ Sardar ka interview : Batao wo kaun si Aurat hain jisko 1OO% pata hota hain ki uska Husband kaha hain? Sardar ne apna khatarnak dimag lagaya or bola... "Vidhwa Aurat...." 😜😃😝 Naya hai frwd karna start karo!!!!!⛽⛽⛽⛽⛽⛽