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Riya Reddy humor ยท english ยท humor

The very first time . . English Shaayari Purely Scientific...... When U Breathe, U Respire. Wah wah When U Breathe, U Respire ! Wah wah kya baat hai When u Don"t Breathe, U Expire. Maar dala ! Maar hi daala... ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„ Arz hai- roz roz weight napkar kya karna hai, ek din to sabne marna hai char din ki h zindagi, kha lo jee bhar ke, agle janam to phir 3 kilo se hi start karna hai. ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ Killer shayari : 1. Arz kiya hai.. LIC wale bhi ghazab dhate hai Wah wah LIC wale bhi ghazab dhate hai Logon ki biwiyon ke paas ghanton baithke Unke husband ke Marne ke fayde batate hai ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„ Kavi ka beta school mein. Teacher: what is a noun? Student: Arz kiya hai.. Kutta bhi Hota hai apni gali mein king Wah wah Noun is the name of any Person, Place orThing ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„ Kabhi tum gor se dekho aaina Wah wah Kabhi tum gor se dekho aaina Khud hi hanskar kahoge Made in China Made in China ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ Arz kiya hai ACP ne laash se poocha "khoon kisne kiya batao" Wah wah.. ACP ne laash se poocha" khoon kisne kiya batao" Laash ne hanskar kaha " Melody khao khud jaan jao" ๐Ÿ˜‚ Basโœ‹aaj ke liye itna hi...๐Ÿ˜‚โœŒ๐Ÿ˜‚ โœŒ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜œ

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