🌀Leave applications.🌀 (murdering english language) 🌀Infosys, Bangalore:🌀 "Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife , please sanction me one-week leave." ________________________________ 🌀Oracle, Bangalore:🌀 From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: "As I want to shave my son"s head , please leave me for two days.." ________________________________ 🌀Leave-letter from a CDAC employee who was performing his daughter"s wedding: "As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week"s leave.." ________________________________ 🌀From H.A.L. Administration Dept: "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it please grant me 10 days leave." ________________________________ 🌀Another employee applied for half-day leave as follows: "Since I"ve to go to the cremation ground at 10 o"clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave" ________________________________ 🌀A leave letter: "I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday." ________________________________ 🌀A leave letter to a headmaster: "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today" ________________ ________________________________ 🌀Covering note: "I am enclosed herewith..." ________________________________ 🌀Another one: "Dear Sir: with reference to the above , please refer to my bottom..." ________________________________ 🌀Actual application for leave: "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave". ________________________________ 🌀Telegram sent by a Rural br.manager to Zonal office- "wife serious, send substitute!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Laugh and pass...